Sometimes I feel so inept. Like when there's a baseball player who's worth $250 million, and I can't remember his or her name.
Visa is everywhere you want to be, except out of debt.
It's better to be poor than to be rich. The rich always have to fear becoming poor, but the poor never have to fear becoming rich.
Nothing is impossible if you don't have to do it yourself.
How about a constitutional amendment that declares anything said in a campaign commercial to be under oath?
Could it be that the people who have nothing to say are the ones we should listen to?
Real courage is a willingness to attack raw oysters in public.
Isn't it strange that a group of very intelligent individuals combined into a political party become collectively stupid?
I may not agree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to shut up.
To feel good about yourself, is there a quota on how many other people each day you have to condemn?
Only in America would people pay $69.95 for a toaster-oven that automatically burns your frozen waffle.
My mind is now so crowded with valuable information that I can't think.
You know, you can really get wet playing games in that new Pentium-VI dishwasher.
If you recall childhood, you may remember that the kids who stuck strawsup their noses back then seemed funnier than the ones who stick earrings in their noses today.
One of the great mysteries of life is how a man can leave his car keys in the refrigerator.
Instead of building millionaires a new arena for their basketball team, why couldn't the city fill in a few potholes?
I encourage my children to read the newspaper, but they're holding out for a remote that turns the pages.
