-- When using a public campground, a tuba placed on your picnic table will keep the campsites on either side vacant.
-- Get even with a bear who raided your food bag by kicking his favorite stump apart and eating all the ants.
-- Old socks can be made into high fiber beef jerky by smoking them over an open fire.
-- When smoking a fish, never inhale.
-- A hot rock placed in your sleeping bag will keep your feet warm. A hot enchilada works almost as well, but the cheese sticks between your toes.
-- While the Swiss Army Knife has been popular for years, the Swiss Navy Knife has remained largely unheralded. Its single blade functions as a tiny canoe paddle.
-- Lint from your navel makes a handy fire starter. Warning: Remove lint from navel before applying the match.
-- You can compress the diameter of your rolled up sleeping bag by running over it with your car.
