Facts About Men
We might have run these before, but in case you missed -- they're a hoot:
Husbands are like children -- they're fine if they're someone else's.
Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home. He probably lies about other things too.
A woman's work that is never done is the stuff she asked her husband to do.
Go for younger men. You might as well -- they never mature anyway.
Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five men -- a woman.
Men's brains are like the prison system -- not enough cells per man.
Men are like place mats. They only show up when there's food on the table.
Men are like mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like bike helmets. Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.
Men are like parking spots. All the good ones are taken.
Men are like lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
Men are like high heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
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